Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
Old lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - (softly) What’s that?
Lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin’ duty. Hmm, anybody else’s fingers hurt? I didn’t think so.
Grandma - Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.
Orderly - You could trouble me for a glass of warm milk. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You’re in my world now Grandma.
Grandma - Oh dear.